IM THE LOCAL CELEBRITY, DO YOU KNOW ME?

here are few clues that might help...


Clue no.3: I'm gaining a cult following in cinespace.

Clue no.5: I'm hiding my face behind this cheap paperbag.
Our question&suggestion: "Are you that fuckin ugly or you're out of band-aid's stock? you better send ur portfolio full of ban-aids shitfaces to Handsaplast CEO, beg him to endorse ur ban-aids stock"


STILL DONT KNOW ME?
YOU WACK!