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MARIE ANTOINETTE

2008-05-29T20:54:00.003+07:00

Marie Antoinette
2008
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METAL BOY GOT BRAIN CANCER !!!!

2008-05-29T19:44:00.006+07:00

welcome to the Metal life, this boy named Tiger and he is totally metal. He's even way more metal than Metallica (??)

even in a bunch of these spoiled humans, he is still metal

on a clown costume party, he keeps metal with his furry tiger mask. look at the guy behind him, he is getting horny.

when he removed his tiger mask, he banged some hot chicks with metal attitude also, but metal didn't wear that kind of necklace, prick.

The metal boy apparently going out to the disco with some not-that-famous-and-so-gay sinetron stars. He wants to spread his metal ideology. by the way, that chick's face is like a transsexual dancer.

a real metal or just a trendy pose?? because apparently u're such a social climber mix a liar..

okay, we already get enough of your metal pose, fag! you're goddamn metal poser. Bring ur hand to the rock band gig instead of socializing urself on the party that ur lousy friends throw and actually, they're the only one who know and will come to those uncool party.

someone behind the night queen mask says 'shut your fucking mouth up it's so stinky, asshole!'
metal boy said 'it's not my breath it's my armpit u bitch!'
left girl, 'ahikakakakhakaa ngikk ngiiik ngrook grook' (pig)

ohhhh okay now, we do understood why you're such a metal poser. U are a friend of the kucing garong guy from the hottest party in Kota! well well, just enjoy your fabulous metal-gay life with that kind of euw friend..

and maybe someday u'll marry this girlie aming, she's metal also, u might be interested to catch up with her..

and you do like a buffalo wanted to fuck with other male's buffalo on this shit. your pose makes u got brain cancer though

after u got brain cancer, ur pose's suddenly changed into..
VOMIT POSE!!

we hope you puked on your own homo face because U GOT CAUGHT LYING TO US.. u probably don't know that, one of our crew is actually works for BIN and we know every little dirty side of you, fag!! hahaha

then u created a brand new pose.. which makes no difference to us...

still gay, but at least u gaining a cult behind you.. that's pretty good

are u trying to look sweeter than the other girls beside you?? in fact, she's doing it better than you, prick. shame on you for godsake!

the girl: "helllpppp hellllpppp please get me outta here, this lil s.o.b is trying to lick meee oh nooo!"
metal cancer boi: "no wait, I'm not trying to lick you I just wanted to take a pic of us with ma brand nu pose cause I heard that u're kind of.. famous,, it might help me to raise my social status when I tag you on facebook. 1..2..3.. bllllppppp!!"

anyways metal boy, we got a role model for you if u wanna try that kind of licking pose.. please do it with just a bit of manly attitude, thus u'll looking so metal like this..

or, instead of trying so hard to be a metal boy, u can just simply playing with your flowers.. we won't bother you.. u look so cute though

last but not least, please do not shame for yourself cause we got u here. It's such an honor actually..

also, don't cry like a baby and send us an e-mail ever again cause we'll find out somehow.
one thing u must do is KEEP UP YOUR SOCIAL ACTIVITY WITH YOUR NU RAVE ATTITUDE AND TAKE A SHITLOAD OF PICTURE OF IT then we'll put em here... again! ouccchhh!!!

ps: U should call massage man after posing like that thousand times, we do know it is so hard to accepted as a metal boy.. salam metaaaaal!!

list of some unforgivable sins

2008-05-29T16:56:00.011+07:00

he looked like another nu rave victim, nothing special

try to look deeper, think he's a turd who burns-a-cig-to-look-trendy

we warn you once again!

smoking is one of the lung cancer causes

even yeah, it makes you look much trendier than a local hype radio producer in town

we'll aye you to do dis..

taking a cigshit [say no with that cig in your finger]
and do your-not-a-stayer lifestyle!

uhh yeaaahh...
suck my dick bitch!

or dis..

[asking a girl to be your date at the corner of gang bajing]
yeaah i'm a layaa

and maybe dis..

posing as another metal boooi
and covering your face with an unauthentic axl-rose-face tee

dis is the most fashionable pose of me guys!

OH WAIT!
your pose reminds us to our recent metal boy, who pretendedly got a 'brain cancer' and asked us to delete him from our blog

REMEMBER?!

this dude is totally booooooo

hmmm
no wonder.. you both knew each other
Ps : this is my last cigarette before i quit smoking, swearr !

beside your those very bad sins, smoking and friended wif a fucking liar metal boi
you're also a

prostitute's manager [??]
yeaaah i pimp every damsel who partied with me

PIMP IS EVIL DUDE !!!

take it easy maan! i am stop right now
quit smoking
quit from my job as a pimp and playa

and..

i'd rather become a hide and seek playaPEACE EVERYBODY !!

Feed Me

2008-05-29T10:44:00.008+07:00

Jakarta's Next Top Shithead.
is that a girl shirt u wearing? you got so many rack of t-shirts there but u pick that one instead of others? u gotta brain damage dude.

are those legging or skinny jeans? isn't it hurts to wear something like that? oh I know your motto, Dress to Kill... awesome! you looked like a nu rave indie band's groupies with those big shades and skinny jeans like that, tell you.

BEST POSE

ALIEN 2008 : Urban

2008-05-27T11:41:00.011+07:00

oh we get it. your body is so flexible that fits to any size because of you are one of the alien's son, isn't it?? and that blue tee guy is your brother from another alien mother

tell your brother that bedroom is not a surfing place. there's no beach on outer space We know. Your bro also makes everybody afraid cause he looked like a dumb terrorist.

But please, do not be afraid of him!
No need to call 911 or call the nigga from men in black.
Jakarta got this

SMOKING IS BAD

2008-05-27T09:54:00.013+07:00

For me, disco-ing on my bed is quite okay cause remember the fact that I'm still underage, thus I cannot enter a local hype club and blend with the coolest young-adult in town

But hell, I can always burn my cigarette anytime to look cool and mature, and I found zero problem with cigarette because I have some tips for you smokers!

first, put yo hand beside ur head, pretend that u got a headache. Last but not least, briefly lick your own lips until they get so wet and sexy...

TA DAAAAAA!! and the result will be perfectly like this! Thin and look-like-a-duck lips which are very famous in teenage girl pictures nowadays! But it's been copyrighted by ME so no one can steal my lips style cause I am fuckingtrendsetter

zoom in the lips.... ups sorry, I've brushed my teeth 10 times but still I couldn't rid that stupid green chili on my teeth

anyways, unfortunately I got caught by the security in Block D, the place where I always smoking at. He told me I could've got a cancer.. at the moment I didn't believe it.. until...

that stupidcockface security was right! I got lung cancer and brain tumor at the same time, owhh I think Im going to die within months..

flash back for a moment, this is my face in the past. cute but still horror, as what my tee's says.

this is my face then, of course the hair's fake, cancer made me totally bald as a dickhead
I 've lost my pink lips turnin to purple color, but It okay cause purple is the new pink!!

I warned you guys, smoking is definitely not good for your health but at least it can help you look cooler than a hype store keeper. ouch!

OM MANI PADME HUM

2008-05-22T22:36:00.014+07:00

ॐ मणि पद्मे हूँ,
mom.. pardon me for being a follower of back to nature movement

i do not need to dress inside the house
i do not eat meat
and Albert Hoffman is my childhood hero

SHE PUT THIS CAPTION UNDER THE PHOTO..
[touch me i'm sick!]

WE REPLY...
Yes you are! But, we wont!
Why wont you go to the doctor?
Instead..
do that meditation move, taking those stupid photos, talking about that psychedelic bullshit
and wishing people want to cure your 'unpredicted' illness

OH! NOW WE KNOW..!

she probably a hardcore sex addict!
wanting you guys to put some cocks inside her mouth [in a time]
and spread your million sperms on her tongue

uhh yeaah yummieee.. uh ahh yeahh..

scroll down

NO WAIT...! ANOTHER POSSIBILITY ..

have you been conditioned to stare into space when thinking about
"ARE WE ALONE IN THIS WORLD??"
ALIENS and E.Ts are THE HIPPIE want-to-be??

because.......

this dude directs transference of his thought to the NASA
as he tries to say..
that he loses his little green-reptoid girl
who has a huge obsession to be a hippshiit girl on the AREA 51

if you see a suspicious symptom from her

call

1-800-JKT-REPTILIANS

or

REPORT YOUR PERSONAL SIGHTING HERE

BACK TO THE NATURE

2008-05-22T11:07:00.015+07:00

once again we present you one of a follower of back to nature movement

a camouflaging hippie..
she camouflages into a trendy chick. as you know, that's the nowadays point of hippie-ism.
yoo are ya with us teenagers?

MEEEETTAAALLLL!! aming in girlie version.
her face is a joke

left-right: a vegetable seller, an asylum girl, a mad botch and last but not least, a house keeper

your sexxxy life must be followed by fucking trend.. yeah we can see it

SHOW YOUR SKUNKY ARMPIT! OH BABY, TOO BAD IT'S BLACK ALSO. think maybe you could use some deodorant once in a while? no? Hippie!

why did you make mothernature disappointed? I couldn't believe you, a hippie, wor those leopardish stuff..

weed you or weed-out you couple.
don't you think the boy beside her is on of the Jaka Sembung's clan

U better ask for her advice, a hippie who eat a silver necklace instead of a meat. Well done.. no wonder your sista got beaten oh her eyes which makes one of her eyelashes gone.

HOMO OF THE MONTH

2008-05-08T21:49:00.014+07:00

still with the new rave hype. dont know his name. lets call him adit

hey. yo peace everyone im cool!

AAAGHHH! he's screaming with the person on his t-shirt

you look like you're from outerspace and you're ready to abduct anyone that comes in your way

clear view

zoom 1 times..ugh

zoom 2 times...(VOMIT)

How to pose for your photos

2008-05-08T21:32:00.007+07:00

We found this crap again and accidentally the new rave boy knew the FCUK girl on the older post... what a great pose you both have

NATIONALISM??

2008-05-05T19:07:00.000+07:00

been busy for a couple of days.. please let me introduce to you the douche bag who wears sneaker to any event in his life

the one on the right is the crap posted earlier

still the same douche bag (thrid from left) who thinks that wearing sneaker with batik is cool

NU RAVE FOR ALL

2008-04-28T22:29:00.012+07:00

NU RAVE DOUCHE DOLLS

NU RAVE FOR LADIES
why did you guys wear these crap?? omg, go to your JSL page and look how your 'victims' dressed waaaay better than u guys!! euuww! (vomiting 100x)

NU RAVE FOR RETARDED LOVERS
the girl: shitty head of jsl crap
the boy: unknown but we know he's also a crap

LETS PLAY CS

2008-04-28T15:38:00.043+07:00

THE TERRORIST TEAM ARE

IRWANSYAH
"Yo Acha lets bang some asses!"

"WHAT THE F@CK ARE YA LOOKIN AT!!!"

WE ARE THE JIHAD COUPLE

"I wanna bomb that hipster mama"

BEFORE I GO JIHAD, I'M GONNA BUY FUNKY CLOTHES AT THE NEAREST DISTRO IN TOWN!

Ps: God's not fair!! I got so many eyeballs on my tee, but why I still using glasses to have a good sight???? Darn... We forgot, it gets covered by the leopard gay scarf

BUT WAIT GUYS

"You all are damn homo, read this!"

Counter Terrorist win

HOMO OF THE MONTH

2008-04-27T21:13:00.023+07:00

AGAIN, HOMO OF THE MONTH

DIAMONDS ARE HOMO'S BEST FRIEND

More detail about him

Beware! he eats sneakerhead's ball's

"oh uh aah kiss mee niggaaaaaah"

yes he loves nigga

The Truth is that nigga is also a gay

EMOTRASH REPRESENT

2008-04-27T15:55:00.014+07:00

THIS BOY NAMED RAYNARD (GAYNERD) HAS BEEN DISTRACTING MY EYES SINCE LAST COUPLE YEARS.. I'LL PROVE YOU GUYS THAT HE HAS A POWER TO HURT YOUR EYES TOO.. BY HIS FUCKED UP GAYNESS.. ENJOI..!!

Hello ass fuckers, my name is G A Y N E R D and this is my real fucking dick face, cute isn't it?

And these are my hommies, they're gay also.. i dressed up like Patrick Stump and we'd like to take a picture in front of a mirror to see how disgusting our face and style are then put it on myspace..proudly..

My gay hair dresser buddy says, fuck you and I say lets do it on the male bathroom!

Girl's boobs???? eeeuuuwwww.. how disgusting they are!! I hate it when my mom wrote my name on her boobs like thissss! mommy, please stop it!!

I prefer she's doing it like this.. yummmy..!

French kissing at night is one of our fav foreplay besides sucking each other penis's! We're so in luvvv!! Bitches out there, keep yo hands off my boyfriend!!!

(From Left to Right) Blue: YO! A represent Ass, I'd love to fuck in the ass and I'm holding my pee now, that's why I'm posing like this..
White: My hair is the best shit in town!! My legs are the longest and more graceful than any other girl in ANTM! Models, watch out, I am your soon to be disaster!
Pink: Not much to say, but if u wanna use these gays, just contact me aite?
Black: I dunnoe what's the meaning of my pose but my face is quite attractive (to be punched)
Green: Look at my shieett unzipped pants, there's a small dick inside it, it's so cute that my bf cannot feel anything when he sucked it.. hmmm

GHOST RIDER

2008-04-27T11:31:00.031+07:00

HE AINT JOHNNY BLAZE

He is just a normal, a white, a young underpaid, a daft punkers (lcd soundsystem is wack!), a royal blood, who guards an extraordinary store in Jakarta.

But unexpectedly.... someone told us that he had sold his soul to a demon, in order to save the life of his beloved store.

so he turned into a funky ghost rider at night...

"See you in hell"

ANOTHER COOL GUY

2008-04-27T01:00:00.021+07:00

White boys are going crazy now, cheap t-shirt is dead!
This picture, remembering me of a cool guy that has joined our streetwear blog recently.

anyway, do you know each other?

THE LAST NINJA

2008-04-26T22:55:00.027+07:00

Professor of the nike ninja shoess

he is sofakingdamn genius !!

Jakarta Street (Shit) Girl

2008-04-26T16:57:00.020+07:00

ONE OF THE WITCHES BEHIND THE JAKARTA STREET LOOKS

you're happy having that small waist? but its not balance with the head.

The truth is she is an african, oh yeah i lovee niggaaa...

YEA GIRL YOU PUT IT JUST RITE!! A IS FOR ASSHOLE! AND YER RING JUST LIKE TESSI.

SPELL IT RITE AND IT DESCRIBES YOU MY FRIEND! HA!

A COOL GUY

2008-04-26T15:51:00.021+07:00

I am the male version of kucing garong,
I'll bite yer little dick sucka!!

oops there's something drop on the floor, owh it's my own FACE!

Smoke? Supreme? Rockers NYC? UBIQ? Cobrasnake? yes I do
I am cool, i am normal, so please hang out with me and invite me to the hottest party in KOTA.

NO ONE CAN BEAT THE COOLNESS IN ME

2008-04-26T01:25:00.047+07:00

ANOTHER DUDES WHO GET DRESSED UP TO IMPRESS OTHER DUDES

I wanna be the girl on the tee, but I dont have any boobs..

bohoo shame on me.

AND STOP THE FACE!
one of his (gay) fans

Same shirt same shit share the same gayness though.

Admit it, you fucked your sneakers rite?

you looked more like a fag wearing that skinny red jeans...

wait, oh my!! you got friends!!!

As seen on RAN

This is not him...
this is

JET LI x TERRORIST SCARF

The Local Celebrity

2008-04-26T01:02:00.075+07:00

IM THE LOCAL CELEBRITY, DO YOU KNOW ME?

here are few clues that might help...

clue no.1 : I had a short insignificant interview with abg magazine called Kawanku which makes me much friendlier than ever.

Clue no.2: I am sweet honey not a dork but a dick.

Clue no.3: I'm gaining a cult following in cinespace.

Clue no.4: I'm workin on my grammar so harrrd (but it's not workin) and waiting people to give me a change for the vending's.. poor me.

Clue no.5: I'm hiding my face behind this cheap paperbag.

Our question&suggestion: "Are you that fuckin ugly or you're out of band-aid's stock? you better send ur portfolio full of ban-aids shitfaces to Handsaplast CEO, beg him to endorse ur ban-aids stock"

Clue no.6: I love hot underage girls.

STILL DONT KNOW ME?

YOU WACK!

I can do carding that's why I'm TRENDY

2008-04-26T00:32:00.045+07:00

SAY HI TO HIM

who cares...

Upperplayground vs Stussy

who cares....

This fatso also wants to be stylish, cute or just gay??

anyway brodda, welcome to the jakartashitlooks!
"Obviously, I would love to carding at the plastic surgeon' s website to fix these little problems on my prick face."

"While am lookin for the plastic surgeon' s web, I'll try my best to hide my shameless dickface with the super hype terrorist shawl and hoping the Iraq's bomb willn't drop off right on my face. AMEN."

"My current job is a circus biker, My partners are pigs and monkeys."

Simply the grinch with so little ayushita beard without christmas suite. One thing for sure, maybe you should learn how to save ur daddy's money to buy nice stuff instead of stealing from internet and show em off to your friends.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

2008-04-26T00:04:00.042+07:00

This is a cool kid named abang

Jacket: Breathmint, Jeans: Cheap Monday, Tee: Uniqlo, Sneakers: Nike
(Info taken from Jktstreetlooks.blogspot.com)

Look at the detail
(Cause detail make the girls sweat)

but wait, what?
more detail about him

his watch has turned him into a gay

what's wrong with you abang?

but reality always hurts,you also think putting a fuckin mr bean's teddy on your pocket is also damn cool, we dont think so dude! and you put a fuckin scandal on your picture but you dont have a penis so get one you fag!